The Siamese Cat

...is a ferocious breed. I'm not sure if they're all technically Siamese cats, but since they're cats in Siam that's what I'll assume they are. Anyways, every night I hear them doing what I can only imagine is clawing each other to death based on the screaming howls I hear all night long. Then you see them the next day and these cats have no tails, or if they're lucky, maybe half of one. And they are the scrawniest things I've ever seen, so I'm not sure how exactly they even manage their fights. I try to avoid them when I see them, they have a glint in their eyes that tells me they're unpredictable.